Silver Screen Snob

Silver Screen Snob

I admit it, finally. I am a snob. I am a movie snob to be exact. I love to go to the movies. I love going to the theater, using my out of date student ID to get student rates, buying overpriced popcorn and soda, sitting in the broken seats, walking in the sticky aisles, and heckling the hell out of whatever filth I've decided to subject my senses to for that night.

Hollywood pretty much sucks in this new millenium. It seems like they've run out of ideas. I know we're trying to save the planet by recycling, but come on! No more remakes in the new millenium please. Whoops! TOO LATE!

So to focus my rage, I've decided to do my own reviews of films. If there's something that worth watching or destroying, I'll try to see it in the theater. But on those weeks that I don't want to give any more money to rich white people (aka, the movie producers), I'll review a golden oldie that you should either use to wipe your ass with, or something that I really enjoyed (yeah, like that's ever happened).

So hold on to your popcorn and get ready for unadulterated rage!

Movie Reviews

13 Ghosts - Umm...no. And I found out later it was a remake!
The One - Chop Socky goodness.
Monsters, Inc. - MUST SEE RIGHT NOW!
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - Okay, so I sold out and saw this one. I know I suck.

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